Adopted by Jake Pitts (Discontinued)

Ashley the Phone Killer

Andy and I had dared Ashley to run out in the desert with only his boxers and boots.

He's actually fucking doing it, I pulled my phone out and started taking a video.

He came back and tackled me. "FUCK!!" I yelled as my phone fell out of my hand and onto the ground.

Im gonna kill that fucking bastard.

"ASHLEY FUCKING PURDY!!" I yelled again, he got off of me and ran. I ran after him and when I finally caught up to him I pinned him down, I wanted to punch him but I knew I would get in trouble.

So I just slapped him....pretty damn hard.

I felt arms around my waist and me being picked up. I started kicking my legs and kicked whoever was holding me in the crotch making them let me go.

I sat on Ashley again and smacked him a couple more times, then got off, and held my phone to my chest whining.

"That bastard broke my phone." I said over and over again.

"We'll buy you a new phone, just post the video then break it more." Jake said, I posted the video and then threw it at the wall.

Ashley had his hand up to his cheek, Jay was holding his crotch, and CC was giggling.

Oh so I kicked Jay in the crotch.

"Okay so whats our next venue spot?" I asked.

"Berlin, Germany." Andy answered.

"Imma learn some german then, plus I'm a fucking german. So yeah."

"Haha well little German girl we're gonna get our German on and pretend to be Germans. Your already German so that works out."

"Fuck you too Andy."

"Damn the little german girl is gettin' salty."

(I hate it when this guy says I'm being salty it just makes me wanna kick his ass)

"Say that again and you'll be walking to Germany jackass."

"Shut up salty little Germany girl."

"Oh shit he's dead." Jinxx said, CC started laughing choking on some of his monster.

3 hours later we got onto a plane and headed to Germany, when we got there, we had to go onto a new tour bus which was bigger!

We went inside and unpacked, I put on my kitty sweater, black skinnies, black combat boots, I drew cat whiskers on my face, and put on eyeliner and mascara. Andy and the guys were just gonna walk around shirtless, Matthew just put on his falling in reverse tank, some black skinnies, and his black vans.

"LETS GO BE GERMANS WITH THE LITTLE SALTY GERMAN GIRL!!" Andy yelled and I ran after him, I ran after him for about 10 minutes being looked at weirdly.

He suddenly stopped and I ran into him falling backwards, but being caught by someone....

Short chapter sowwy :3 Also just saying they bought a new phone already.