Hostess: Hi would you like a table?
Me: No, a mattress for five will do.
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Literally My Life
HumorHave you ever done something so weird, and thought that nobody else has ever done the same thing? Think again. A lot of us people are really weird, and this book will give some examples of how weird we all truly are.
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Hostess: Hi would you like a table?
Me: No, a mattress for five will do.
