Everybody Hates School

I'm So Bored #1

I'M SO BORED #1:

                   I'm sitting here in class, bored to tears. I don't know when I was more bored, with the company of a girl who bites out her own hair, and talked nothing but others and Arab Egyptian jokes that only her and her friends behind me will laugh about, or without her company since today she's absent. Today, I'm sitting alone; praying to God that somebody will risk their life and say hello. It's strange and others I knew from last year's class, knew too that I've become so quiet ever since the first week of ninth grade. Well, few dudes I have with me this year that were wth me last year noticed. The rest of my lovely former classmates have moved on and split to other classes. That's why I wish I was back to my free spirited self. Last year was one of my best years in Choueifat (ISC), no doubt. I had the worst and best teachers EVER.

For example:

Miss Pierce: We took time to get to know her and we tried our best to rub off her strict side. It turns out, she's such a blast to have as a teacher! She was one of the people that made last year great. She knew me so well and saw my true light. Unlike now, I'm unable to speak what I feel like saying. I'm too scared to get mocked by people whom I hadn't hoped to be in my class. Anyways, her classes were my favorite and I'd always say I was explaining if she caught me talking. This year, I have her again as my English and History teacher, but it's not the same like before, without the people I used to have in my class. Now it's completely screwed up and boring because of SOME girls in my class. Though I love History, it just rocks my world!

Miss Mirvat: My 8th grade maths teacher; I sort of miss her and the way she sometimes portrayed her softer side which makes her seem really friendly at first. Then, she'd still be a pain in the honker. Just saying...

Mr. Maher: Oh how that guy was such a piss-off! Seriously, he always was biased of the people he liked or didn't like! I knew he liked me less than the girl I sat next to in my Arabic classes, Hanah. I mean he was such a flirt but only to girls he found charming and fine like Hanah, Dalia and the hair biting girl. So annoying he was with his jokes and nicknames he gave his students. Sadly, this year, he's my religion teacher.

Mr.Mahafza: When I used to have him as my IT teacher, he was one... Strange guy. Though I liked the fact that you can sort out your homework in his classes because he doesn't bother to care! Unless you're on his bad list, then take care because he'll whip your ass so badly that getting after school detention is the nicest option from him! No comment on his jokes. I NEVER EVER EVER found them funny. Okay except that Facebook joke he made, that was kind of funny. Now I miss him that now he's gone to another school!

Mr. Mohammed Sayyid: The sarcastic one! He's strict but there were funny moments in his religion classes.

Miss Habr: She was my French teacher last year and a great one! She was even funny and then she'd randomly tell us stories and then add her own punchline to it! I have nothing bad to say about her but that I warn that never get on her bad side. She'll go on and on and on and on in her two hour speech! Though it's much better than getting a detention, right?

Miss Yvonne: Now I saved the last for the worst! TUM TUM TUMMMMMMM! Well, I'm miss that fact that I can't annoy her anymore but the rest... HECK NO! She made my science average drop! I mean atomic bomb drop! At least I passed to ninth grade eventually thankfully! I would love to share my stories about my classes with her and how she loathed me to death, but soon would be better...