The girl with no tattoo

Muffin man madness

Why do we love to sing and dance? Is it because the muffin man forces you into doing things you don't want to?

If so this is the right place for you. Call this number for help at 555-stop-muffins-now for your help.

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These are the things the muffin man likes to do in his spare time.

1) eat his own poop

2) lie about not baking muffins, even though he did

3) make corny jokes about muffins

4) play with young children

5) drink fruit punch

6) murder people with balloons

7) dance at the park

8) make some crystal meth

9) rap about muffins

10) do some crystal meth

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If you see the muffin man doing any of these things call our number.

Also call are number if the muffin man makes you do these things.

1) make crystal meth

2) do crystal meth

3) asks for crystal meth

4) If he says " Wanna stick a wonka in your holla."

5) sticks his wonka in some girls tight basket

6) asked you to stroke and lick his wonka

7) asks you to take a ride on his "muffin machine"

8) asks to take a dive in your ocean

9) if you see him in your bed eating all your muffins

10) if you see him getting physical with one of your muffins

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Please call us if you see any of these things. The muffin man will hurt you with his plushyness. He will stab you with his sword shaped balloons. Watch out!!!!