Friends of Friends of Friends [Phandom x Bandoms]

The Group Chat

Dan's POV

It's a Friday night and about everyone I know is doing the same thing that day... Being anti-social, due to exhaustion from that week of school, and catching their breath to get ready for the next after that weekend. I had just gotten off of my bus and was now at home in my room. I was one of the first people that got off my bus, so I had a few minutes to catch my breath before my friends began storming our group chat. I went to youtube because I needed to catch up on recent uploads. I was subscribed to a vine compilation channel, despite how annoying they can be, I saw a video by the channel titled, "Wisdom Teeth videos (COMPILATION)". Something about the title spoke to me. I clicked it and began watching. After five minutes of short clips of people on drugs, the first notification from kik popped up. I sighed. I exited youtube and clicked on the notification, sending me to the app.

The chat was titled, "Theses bitches". The bitches consisted of myself, and my friends Brendon, Frank, Patrick, Bradlee & Josh. All except Bradlee lived in the same state. Bradlee lived in L.A. and we lived in the boring state of Tennessee (yes i'm aware thats not where they actually live but this is where the settings going to be for now so shh). The first text message was as followed:

Brendon Urine: Who wants to spam Bradlee so his phone rings in class?
Jang Wun: You'll go to jail
Patwink Stump: He's already going to
Brendon Urine kicked Patwink Stump out of the chat
Jang Wun: True
Twink Iero: True
Dan Howells At Dat Ass: True
Patwink Stump joined the chat
Twink Iero: Okay but who is having the party this time ¿
Jang Wun: I WANNA DO IT THIS TIME BECAUSE I MADE A NEW FRIEND THAT I WANT YOU GUYS TO MEET
Dan Howells at dat ass: You have friends?
Jang Wun: stfu emo scum
Patwink Stump: ^He's not wrong
Dan Howells at dat ass left the chat
Twink Iero: Can I bring a friend too?
Brendon Urine: Of course you can sweetie!
Twink Iero: Thanks mom
Brendon Urie: Im gonna go make you and your dad some cookies now
Jang Wun: Don't forget the milk ;)
Brendon Urine: THAT NEVER HAPPENED I S2G
Patwink Stump: You're atheist you cant
Brendon Urine has changed the group name to "Rood emo scums"
Chicken Bradleg: I heard milk
Jang Wun: ^youre not ryan get out
Brendon is lactose: IT NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED UGH
Twink Iero: So about that friend? ;)))
Dan Howells at dat ass: Im also interested ^
Jang Wun: Oml I swear he's just a friend
Patwink Stump: Do you like him? Is he hot?? I NEED DETAILS
Chicken Bradleg: SEND PICS OF HIM
Jang Wun: oh my god yall are fucking animals here... His insta is @/tylerrjoseph
Brendon is lactose: and my dick is up
Patwink Stump: ^Same except im looking at his hot friend...
Twink Iero: which friend?
Patrick likes tylers friend: @/petewentz he is in one of tyler's recent posts
Dan Howells at dat ass: They're not even hot wot
Twink Iero: OMG the eye liner
Chicken Bradleg: He would fit in perfectly with our family.
Brendon is lactose: Only im allowed to rock eyeliner you crusty ear lobe
Jang Wun: Sass level 0/10
Chicken Bradleg: Oh no
Twink Iero: Oh no
Patwink Stump: Oh no
Dan Howells at dat ass: Oh no
Dan Howells at dat ass has changed the group name to "Josh has no chill today"
Brendon is lactose is typing...

Josh is not an ice cube has left the chat
Dan Howells at dat ass has left the chat
Patwink Stump has left the chat
twink iero has left the chat
Chicken Bradleg has left the chat

Brendon is lactose: BITCH HOW DAE YOU SAY MY SASS LEVEL IS 0/10 IM MATHING TO YOUR FUCKIGG HOURLSE RIGHT NOW AND BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR FAMILY AND ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS (except ryan bby) MY SASS LEVEL IS HIGHER THEN YOURS WILL EVER BE AND HIGHER THEN ANY DRAG QUEENS SASS LEVEL. YOH DO NOT CLAL ME OUT ON MY SASS LEVEL BECAUSE IT WILL ALWAYS BE BETTE THAN YOURS AND YOUR ENTIRE LIFE I SLAY EVERYOEN I CAN MAKE ANYPIES OF CLOTHING LOOK GOD AND I CAN MAKE AMY HAIRSTYLE AORJ AND I CAN MAKE ANY ACCESOTY WORK I CAN WORK ANYTHIBG INAM FUCKING RIHANNA BITCH
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A/N: It's currently midnight and I'm writing this because I really wanted to finish the first chapter and publish it so I hope you like it so far, and sorry if it's sloppy, I was tired...