Our moms were right after all. Who cares who wins or who loses? The winners? Okay, maybe they do, but I don't. This self-help book will teach you how to keep it cool every time you fail. Just like me.
xoxo
Leo DiCaprio
It's 2014 I'm already filthy rich both in fiction and real life, but no Oscar. And yes, I did try to buy one.
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Beg for one.
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Fight for one.
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Matthew McConaughey was pegged to win the award despite my incredible performance. The "Dallas Buyers Club" star did win, leaving me without an Oscar once more.
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They chose THIS GUY over me. Seriously now.
I could have stopped right there, but I won't. Wait until you see what I've got up my sleeve for next time. Like Christina Aguilera would say, I'm a fighter.
