-Computer dings for the millionth time.-
Zia: *Goes to Abbie's room and opens the door.* You have a question.
Abbie: *Wipes a tear away.* What is it?
Zia: *Smiles.* It says,
Dear Abbie,
Why are people such idiots?
Sincererly, SaveTheLoser
Abbie: Why in the shell are you commenting on my book?
Zia: Because I can. Now answer my question, woman!
Abbie: Because, like Raph, they din't care.
Zia: Ok. Comment, Dare, Ask Away.
