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" Hey, all is fair in love and war"

Leigh's POV "Ok guys, I think I'm just gonna..haha stop! I think I'll go to the mall!" I said in between laughs, Niall was tickling me.... and boy do I hate tickles. F*ck, make him st-o-o-p! Harry breathed out. I can't! I giggled. "Alright. But make sure nobody tickles you...only us!" Louis said, putting on his(worst) poker face. I nodded stiffly, trying mine on for size but Louis broke and that sent me flying sky high. Sky high, eh? Harry wiggled his eyebrows, making mine dance about suggestively. Yeah sky high. What you gonna do about it, hot shot? I sassed back. I-em-I... N-nothing! He stuttered back shakily. I arrived to King James Mall in the nick of time, twenty minutes till closing. I dashed out of my car, got my leg tangled up in the seat-belt, and landed head-on to the pavement. A couple of guys stopped short and laughed at me. I glared at the cute one in the front. Wait, cute? I untagled myself then closed and locked the door. I began making my way, when the 'cute' one stopped me. " How was your trip cutie? Get me a suvenier?" he chuckled. " Original." I began to slow applaud for this idiot. Wonder how many years ago was it when his mum bought him a pick-up line book(for dummies edition!) " Arn't I just" he grinned. Cheeky bastard( deja vou?) " Well-" Oh my motor skills love me today because I, once again, tripped over thin air. Now that takes talent. Of course, le moron stood in front of me to ' catch me and woo me', but his hands landed firmly on my boobs. Great. " Woah, those must be too big for FedEx" he murmured. I know, right? Harry said, but he pushed him away anyway. " Listen, pal. I never said you could jiggle the jugs"- Harry pointed downwards-" and I never will. F*ck. Off." Harry growled at him. Mr. Douche nodded and skittered off. Ok. Listen, even if he was a douche, man I could've got laid! That is what you would have said. Anyways. Long story short, I don't need a Rottweiler. Your gonna kill my sex life! Down, Rex! I exclaimed. Of course, Harry exploded with laughter. Killing your sex life? What sex life?! He said inbetween another burst. My face heated up and I stormed off. But, you know, it's hard to get away from your mind.. I reached the mall to find only ten minutes left. I ran to the nearest Forever 21 but bumped into something. Or, more accuratly, someone. " Exuse m- Oh my god. Oh my god! Your Leigh Philips, O-One Direction's b-best friend!" The girl squealed. " I-yeah, wait you know me?" I asked? "O-oh of course! Everybody knows you, silly!" she giggled. I nodded, looking around quickly to make sure I wasn't caught out. " Oh, where are my maners?! Sorry, my name is Jade!" she shook her head, her shoulder lenght brown, nearly blond hair jumping on her neck. I smiled and her grey eyes twinkled with excitement. " So, which lucky boy do you like?" I winked at her. Her high cheeks flushed red. " Well, I like them all as artists....but.... I kinda like Niall.." she squeaked when she said 'Niall' and blushed again. " Well,Niall is picking me up from here in...five minutes ok? But, don't freak out! I can maybe, introduce you?" I whisper. Sure it was a lie, but a little bluff is fine. What are you doing? Managment dont let us meet fans! Harry roared at me. Meh, thought you hate them? I replied. Sh- Uh Jade nodded furiously, I'm surprised her head didn't come flying off. " Just, uh let me ring him and make sure he is..still coming" I tell her. I pull out my phone and search for his number( we all exchanged numbers after our talk with Simon). Ding a-ling a-ling! Found it! "Hello?" Someone didn't check the I.D. " Niall,pick me up from King James' in....pick me up now, ok?" I whisper. " Um, do I pick you up now or-" "Now! Now Niall!" I cut him off. He murmurs something I cant hear and hangs up. I wordlessly grab Jade's hand and pull her to the parking lot to wait for Niall. **** 5 minutes later**** " Jesus Christ who is this?!" Niall screams( so manly) when he see's Jade smiling like a goof. " Louder Niall, don't think JB heard you yet..." I murmur. He relaxes a little bit after that. " So, it was nice to meet you Jade" Niall smiles at Jade, to which she returns the favour. We pull away from the mall and I look over at Niall. He looks like a love-sick leprhacan. " Bring me back tomorrow, I left my car.." Itrail off Niall sighs contently( is he secretly fan..boying?) "You like her" it was more a statement than a question. " Yeaaah" is his reply. " I even got her number" he giggles. " WHAT?!" Harry and I yell, causing Niall to jerk outta Wonderland and swerve the car. " Jesus,don't think JB heard you yet..." Niall repeats my phrase. Yeah, MINE! " You cant just give your number away, what if she leaks it?!" We yell. " She won't, she swore" he growls. I sigh and glare at the road. As soon as we get home, I jump out( cautiously, you never know when a douche could fondle you) and run inside. I walk in on Louis on the phone. "- all I'm saying is, 'Hey, all's fair in love and war" He hangs up and turns to me, smiling. "Hey.." I mumble. Somebody is happy in his TOMS. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A/N Sup bitches? Sorry for the loooong wait, but I was on vacation-cation-cation! Sorry, being jetlegged makes me randomly burst into song.. Yeah I was on holiday to New Yooork! :D Nah, I go every year, and have been since...well this was m 6th year so yeah... By the way, this isnt chapter six, the next is. I know technically it is, but I'm not calling it chapter 5, the next one is! So anywhore, how you been doiing? Creative as evver? Good! So.... as per usual V O T E C O M M E N T F A N A D D M E M E S S A G E M E B A I B A I ! :D