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Chapter Bitch(6)

Harry Point of View

It's been three months since this 'body merge' and we've made little to none progress. As much as I love and appreciate the female form, I sure don't like the parts they don't share.

A period is a bitch. In all my years I've only expeirienced two myself. Like the first time, a mere week after Niall met Jade.

Flashback.

"Argh holy sh*t what the f*cking f*ck is that crap? Motherf*cker I'm bleeding! I'm f*cking bleeding in my peepee! Lord, have you no mercy?" I took control when we noticed the blood when we were in the shower and slid down the steamy tiles to the wet floor. I heard Sarah calling my *ahem* Leigh's name but I wasn't paying attention.

It was my first period! How else was I supposed to react?

Wow, that should never come from a guy..

" Leigh? What the hell I thought you were dying!" Sarah exclaimed, then noticed I was clutching my crotch.

" Jesus Christ all this fuss over you freaking period! I bet it's not even a heavy flow!" she exploded but I tuned out. My period? I had my first period and I didn't even recognise the signs? The mood swings, the cramps? I lived in a house full of f*cking girls for Christ's sake!

Ha, idiot, it's only my period, dumb*ss, Leigh's voice echoed around 'my' brain.

I don't care, just promise me you'll wear pads, ok? I asked warily.

What? Why?

B-Because...

Because why? Haven't you seen enough to last a lifetime? 

Jesus no! And you know why...

Please. Enlighten me.

I don't want to feel your hands their or it inside us! I mentally screamed. She gasped then burst out laughing. I turned beet red. 

Ha wuss! Leigh cackled for a good five minutes.

My second time I was okay, but you dont' need to know.

It's now November and we still don't know where to look for my body. Liam has been thinking and researching about these things, but only found one thing. Yeah he found that, one thing. (Had to do that!)

Back in the day, or '96 to be exact, a woman claimed that she and her brother were trapped in his body for a month and a half. she said that they visited a voodoo person and he said that her body had to be found before New Years Eve at exactly midnight! She also said that she found her body surrounded by things she hated, like she found her's in the Amazon rainforest. Who hates the Amazon rainforest?

 So Liam figured that we could find mine near something I hate. Like near a cemetary, or some sort of sad memorial. Don't get me wrong, I respect them, but it brings down everyones mood, doesnt it?

I would think the saddest, in my opinion, is the 9/11 memorial in St.Pauls chapel, just across from the World Trade centre. It's filled with things like letters to those who have passed, and police officers and firefighters donating their patches from all around the world to form a uniform, with a hat from 9/11. also, a firefighters uniform covered in ashes and torn and burnt. It's lovely yet incredibly emotional.

But Leigh, on the other hand, thinks she knows me better than I know myself and told Liam it should be near something I love.

 Like kittens, ice cream and ladies. So she said a cat strip parlour. I think not.

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I am so so sorry about the supah long wait. Now this is chapter 6, the last was 5 1/2! Yeah! Harry had his...monthly gift.. xD Anyways, the reason I'm so long is I'm working on another book...

It's a Louis Tomlinson story... where she is Harry's best friend.....but she only trusts him, he does NOT trust any other men... you'll have to wait to find out! Bye, bitches!