Jacob Sartorious Wet Imagines x

Don't Turn Around.

As I'm sitting on the bus, peacefully listening to my music,

I get a tap on the shoulder, 

And I turn around.

Guess who the fuck it is!

"Haha, hi Bertha!" Jacob says smiling, like nothing happened (:

I turn back around and put my headphones on full blast.

"Bertha?!?!" He says a little louder, starting to shout.

I take my headphones out.

"What do you want, Jacob?" I say very hesitantly trying not to loose my shit.

"I just wanted to say that-"

He gets cut off by his 'groupies' walking up and seeing what he has to say to me.

"Yo girl, that was some good ass sex we had last night," He says trying to talk gangster in front of his friends. Who, of course, start laughing.

"AHA! Jacob, my man you got some action last night? OOoOOoOOoo" Jesse says 'teasing' him.

"You know shorty, you ca-" 

I cut him off.

"Why the fuck are you trying to talk like you're a gangster?" I say, now pissed off at him for being so fake.

"Whatchu mean boo? You know you and me was banging the house down last night!" Jacob says confidently.

"AHHHH MY MAN GETTING SOME PUSSAYYYYYY AM I RIGHT BOYS?" Jesse says screaming at the others. 

"You. Are. A. Douchebag." I say putting my headphones back in.

Jacob looks at me concerned.

Jesse pats him on the back like he's a proud father.

"YO MAN FORGET ABOUT THAT BITCH AT LEAST YOU GOT SOME PUSSY AMIRITE!!?" Jesse says walking away with the rest of them.

Jacob's going to regret that he did that.

Talk about making things worse.

*time skip to 10 minutes later*

The bus finally stops.

I would say it's a relief, but it only took me to hell. (school)

I dash out of the bus, trying to get as far away from Jacob and his friends as possible.

As I'm running to first period, I see Jacob trying to catch up with me.

"Oh hell no! boy whatchu thot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I scream at him.

I run even faster, and finally get away from him.

Unfortunately, Jesse is in my first period. 

Wow, can't wait..

I walk in to first period and see Jesse with his legs up on his desk.

"What the hell are you doing?" I ask.

"Whatchu mean pretty thang?" He says with a stupid accent.

I ignore him and decide to just take my seat. 

*time skip 30 minutes later*

(PA comes on)

"ALRIGHT STUDENTS PLEASE LINE UP TO GO TO THE GYM FOR THE ASSEMBLY!!" Mrs. Ya - Yeet announces over the PA.

"Okay students, grab the things you need, form a line, and we will walk to the gym together." My teacher says calmly.

"A line? What are we five?" Jesse says, being a smart-ass.

Everyone laughs.

"Why yes, a line. You can even be the line leader!" My teacher says annoyed.

I try not to laugh hysterically, but come on, HE GOT HUMILIATED BY MRS. GREENE!!

Jesse gets up from his seat blushing from humiliation.

He gets to the front of the door and stands straight, with his eyes forward, just like in elementary school.

I still don't know how he got into middle school.

Probably hacks.

*skip to walking down the hallway in a line with everyone*

Ugh, this is so gross.

Everyone else is just walking freely while we are here, walking in a stupid line, looking like a couple of kindergarteners.

We get to the gym and I take a peek inside.

There are cucumbers, condoms, pantyliners, a costume that sort of looks like a vagina, pads, tampons, and...

Bill Nye The Science Guy..

Now I know what's going on in this assembly.

A/N

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE ASSEMBLY ABOUT?

PROBABLY ABOUT PROTECTING YOUR VEGETABLES RIGHT?

RIGHT.

(soo, sex will happen soon, but I decided to make a storyline, considering that I wanted to add some characters and drama)

ok

deuces.