Jacob Sartorious Wet Imagines x

Bill Nye The Sex Guy

I walk into the gym with my classmates (plus Jesse ugh) and we see this huge stage ready for someone to make a big speech on.

A strange, pedo-looking man leads us to our seats in the bleachers.

I sit down and unfortunately get placed next to Jesse.

"So, do you think that this assembly is going to be about sexxxxxxxxxx?" He whispers in my ear kind of excited.

"No, now shut the fuck up you perv." I say angrily.

He's such fuckboy, like leave me alone.

As we are bickering, the lights start to dim, which lets the audience know that the "show" is about to start.

Jesse leans over to whisper to me.

"Get ready for the sex talk." He says in a 'seducing' tone.

I punch his arm really hard.

"OW!!! What the HELL was that for?!" He asks confused.

"I want you to shut up, and take a second to think about what you just asked me." I say, frustrated.

"LIKE WHY DO YOU THINK YOU GOT PUNCHED YOU FAG?!" I scream.

"SHH!!!" I hear from my teacher.

If Jesse gets me in trouble I'm suing.

Bill Nye comes up to the stage with his huge microphone and starts his speech.

"So today, we've brought all of you kids here to talk to you about sex!"

"See? I told you!! It's a sex talk!!" Jesse says like he knows everything.

"Talk to me again during this assembly, and I will literally break your legs. I didn't CHOOSE to sit next to you." I say annoyed.

"Oh, you know that you LOVE sitting next to me. " Jesse says like he's all that.

I punch him in the arm again.

"OW! What the fuck?!"

"Hey, I warned you."

As Bill Nye is talking, I'm not really paying attention.

After all, I'm pretty sure everyone in this room knows how sex and condoms work.

So he can't be saying anything I don't already know, right?

*time skip to ten minutes later*

Honestly, I've never been more bored.

Bill Nye is just droning on about sperm and about how to know if you're pregnant.

LIKE I'M PRETTY SURE I'M NOT PREGNANT BUT THANKS.

I try to listen but I honestly can't.

I still can't stop thinking about him.

I scan the room looking around to see if he's in here.

"It's too dark!" I accidentally say aloud.

"What, you can't see the condom on the cucumber?" Jesse asks.

"Did I say that out loud? Oops." 

"OOOOOoooo are you looking for Jacob?" 

"No, NO. I'm not."

"Yes, you are don't lie. You miss having sex wi-"

He's cut off by Bill Nye.

"Alright everyone! So for the demonstration, we are going to need two volunteers, a boy and a girl!"

Oh, no.

Please, no.

I see everyone start to raise their hand, including Jesse.

"Raise your hand!!" He shouts at me.

"Hell nooo, to the no no no." 

I definitely don't want to be paired with Jesse.

"Come on!" He screams.

Before I know it, he forcibly grabs my arm and raises it for me.

"Jesse! what the hell are you doing?!?!" I scream trying to get my arm free from his.

Bill Nye looks at us.

LORDE JOHN CENA THIS WOULD BE A GREAT TIME TO HELP OUT!! 

"You two! Over there!" He shouts at Jesse and I.

"Well, at least you don't have to go up there with Jacob, right?" He says to me putting his hand out for me to grab.

"No, you're worse." I say grabbing his hand to pull me up.

"WOW, really?!" He says laughing.

I smile at him.

You know, he's not all bad...

A/N

 WILL BERTHA START TO DEVELOP FEELINGS FOR JESSE? 

IS SHE STILL HUNG UP OVER JACOB?

we may never know.

(sorry this chapter isn't very good, I'm getting to the sex soon don't worry)

THANKS FOR READING

deuces.