The old lady who lived in a shoe

There was a mad old lady, that lived in a shoe,

"Why did she live in a shoe" I hear you ask,

Well that's simple, a sandal let the rain in silly,

To keep completely dry she lived in a Doc Marten shoe,

This was a snazzy Doc Marten shoe though, as it was red.

She had a mad son who live in a sandal

" Why did he live in a sandal" you ask ,

Well that's simple silly he was stupid,

But he loved his sandal ,

Though it did let in a draught.

He had a mad daughter who live in a trainer,

"Why did she live in a trainer"', I hear you ask

Well that simple silly, she was always running here and there

She loved her trainer ,

Though her dad wanted her to live in a sandal.

The end