It was a dark, stormy night. Mr. Hernandez was speeding through the deep thick forests of Mexico (are there even forests in Mexico? I don't fucking know) to get to the nearest hospital. Mrs Hernandez was in labor with, what seemed like a full grown fucking elephant in her whom. They slowed down until they came to a complete stop at the emergency part of the hospital. Mr Hernandez tried to pick Mrs Hernandez up but failed. SHE WAS TOO GOD DAYUM HEAVY. WHAT A SURPRISE. SO LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, he got a doctor's help. The doctor examined the woman's vagina. The baby was crowning. He caught a wiff of what smelled like.........lemon pledge.
