Bryllonarah-a Crack Fic

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Bronfem urie wa s sittin at his little desk writung little notes amd songs fir his music carrer.

He wus appily maryd to sarah yery and luved her very muchh.

But hers a sercte... he iz gai

Wel... sorta...

He git a txt frim his former luv, ryin raisin

It say: bby I miss ur bones

He say: I do 2 bbg buti is marry tho an I luv her sm

O wate a minure!!!! He think

I did luv dalin fot 2 minths bu I metz sarah

He say: cum over I haz one idea

k brt

Then brdon call daldo week

Hei buddie can u cum 2 my hiuse?

Okqi boy ;)))) dalpal sai

Sarah com into thry bedroom. She sau hey bdon I is want sumthing new tonite

it okai srah I has an isea

Rya and daltn knock on the dior

Heiiiu theh bot say

Com it boisss sarah says

Thgy get nakde

And

Theh from a cicle

Thwy all kisd

Bby uhhhhh it fel so good

Bcuz now they frakin

And thye luv it

Ryan I mis d u

Hey! Sarh sau bcuz brdob he babe

O srry

Hey ryan I can c y nodderb luek u dal smirc

ily all bredln mone

And then ry and dal git up and go home to helena and breezy and eat cereal

And breodn and srah eat cereal and cry and clean and danc 2 tyv

Thr end