Why They Are Broke

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"I found a liquor store and I drank it":
Tony, Thor

"I bought a puppy for every time someone told me to shut up":
Steve, Bruce, Loki

"Fandom and band merch I rEGRET NOTHING AT ALL":
Coulson

"Coupons are too complicated so I just don't use them":
Wade

"I tell everyone to 'keep the change' too often because that's what the cool people do in movies and stuff":
Sam, Natasha, Clint

"I was listening to Beyoncé, so it was basically a given to throw money everywhere and dance in it. Now I can't find any of the bills":
Pietro, Bucky

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