1. Gru: good night Edith (gives Edith a good night kiss)
Gru: good night Margo (gives Margo a good night kiss)
Gru: Whoa whoa hold your horses, who are you texting?
Margo: my friend Avery
Gru: Avery! Huh Avery is that a girl’s name or a boy’s name
Margo: does it matter?
Gru: No, no it doesn’t matter unless it’s a boy
2. Silas: I’m the league’s director, Silas Ramsbottom
Minions: bottom
Silas: hilarious
3. Gru: oh , and here’s a tip, instead of tazing people and kidnapping them, maybe you should just give them a call! Good day, mister sheep’s butt
Silas: Ramsbottom
Gru: oh-ho yeah like that’s any better
4. Minions: bee doo bee doo!
5. Lucy: you should really announce your weapons after you fire them, for example, lipstick tazer!!
6. Gru: I said dart gun not fart gun
7. Gru: rule number three, you will not cry, or whine, or giggle, or sneeze, or burp, or fart, so, no, no annoying sounds, all right?
Agnes: does this count as annoying *makes annoying sound*
Gru: *stops Agnes* very
8. Gru: your dogs keep dropping little bombs on my yard
Neighbor: well you know that’s just what dogs do
Gru: not unless they’re dead
