1. Captain Dickson: you are here because you some Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus lookin motherfuckers
2. Schmidt: Hey Korean Jesus
3. Jenko: you have the right to suck my dick motherfucker
4. Captain Dickson: hey stop messing with Korean Jesus, he ain't got time for your problems, he's busy with Korean shit
5. Captain Dickson: Infiltrate the dealers, find the supplier
Jenko: we get to be brothers?
Captain Dickson: (slams desk) infiltrate the dealers, find the supplier
Jenko: but if we find the supplier first, we don't have to worry about the dealers
Captain Dickson: God damn (slams desk) infiltrate the dealers, find the supplier
6. Captain Dickson: (to Jenko)keep that dirty dick inside your pants, don't fuck no students, don't fuck no teachers
Schmidt: Sir, I know we may look like a couple of lady-killers, but me and my partner will be super professional
Captain Dickson: Clearly I wasn't talking to you big-titties, you cherub lookin motherfucker, I was talking to your partner fake-ass Handsome McGee here. When I'm talking to him, I'm talking to him, when I say shut the fuck up I'm talking to you
7. Zack: You look really old were you held back?
Jenko: no, you look really yoing were you held forward?
8. Deputy Chief Hardy: Do you even know the Miranda rights?
Jenko: It obviously starts with, you have the right to.... remain an attorney
Deputy Chief Hardy: did you just say you have the right to be an attorney?
Schmidt: well you do have the right to be an attorney if you want to..
9.Eric Molson: Get in the fucking car now
Jenko: not until you ask nicely
Eric Molson: please get in the car?
10. Jenko: Chemistry's the one with shapes and shit, right?
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