Splatoon Splat Or Be Splated

Chapter 3 "Welcome to Inkopolis"

Jordan's perspective
Grandpa Edy, Grandma, and I were putting our bags in the car. Grandma was driving, of course, because Grandpa lost the function in his legs. "We're all set, ready to go buddy?" Grandma politely asked. "Let me just say my goodbyes to everyone," I said. I could tell she understood. I ran inside to everyone. "Mom, Dad, thanks for believing in me." I hugged both of them. "Nate, Nick, thanks for pushing me to be the very best." Nate just gave me a smile and Nick and I did our hand shake. "Keke, Kim, KC, thanks for making me stay fresh." Keke gave me a hug and sung me around, to me she's a giant, she's huge. Kim and KC gave me a list and a hug. "What's this for?" I asked. They both started, "Well in order to stay fresh--- you'll need this set of gear--- also the last are for us." The list read 1. Studio Headphones 2. Zekko Hoodie 3. Red Hi-Horses 4. Callie and Marie Exclusive Gear 5. Callie and Marie Sighed Poster. I nodded then talked to Suzy "Suzy, don't get older." Suzy barfed on my shoes then started, "Wen arg yu conimg buk bg buder?" "Suzy, I don't know." I ran over to Grandma and Grandpa as Grandma started the car. The car drove slowly and we all said goodbye. Everyone, even Nate, waved bye and ran with the car. Keke's steps rattled the car... giant. Next thing I knew we were on the road to the big city... "INKOPOLIS!" "What?" Grandpa asked and I quickly covered my mouth. "So, Grandma I was wondering, I know Grandpa's real name so what is yours?" Grandma never told me her real name, I'd ask but she always say "when a big moment in your life comes, I'll tell you." But big stuff did come like first squid swim, first girlfriend, first break up with girlfriend, or even first pimple, even though I don't have any pimples and Keke made me have super smooth skin. On times like those all she said was clues like "my name has a c in it or my name is different from the others like yours." But this time she had too. "Is this big Jor Jor?" She likes to call me Jor Jor. "We're on our way to Inkopolis because I was accepted into the TWFA, of course it's big!" Grandma looked at me in her mirror and started "Jordan, it is my pleasure to tell you that my name is---," "GOOD AFTERNOON INKLINGS TODAYS FORECAST LOOKS LIKE---!" I turned the radio off in anger. "As I was saying my name is Claire." "You were right your name is different like mine... and Grandpa's." She laughed. I looked down at my map, we had about 3 minutes until we would get to the train station. 2 I could here the trains and the people in the PA system 1 I could see the sighs and we pulled up 0 "Were here!" Grandma Claire announced.
Narrator's perspective
Jordan, Grandma Claire, and Grandpa Edy all grabed their tickets and headed to the line of other lucky army inklings "Hey, buddy over here," Jordan looked over and saw a man in a box labeled "Box #2." They walked over and handed the man the tickets. "Ah another TWFA inkling." The man sounded mad as if he had done at least 99 army inklings and Jordan was lucky number 100. "Yes, My name is Jordan and these are my grandparents Gran---," " Jordan, FrOm ThAT KId BRAD, AHHHHHHH NO NOT JORDAN, I DON'T CARE NOW GO ON THE TRAIN AND SHUT UP!!!!!" The man splated himself and destroyed the box. Jordan ran to the train and pretended like nothing happened. The conductor stoped them. "Look, I'm sorry he's been there all night for TWFA inklings and a inkling yesterday named Brad spent 2 hours talking about you and how your his best friend." Jordan blushed but not a couple way but a friend way. "Come on let's go," Grandpa Edy was becoming bored. They took their seats and in 5 seconds they were in Inkopolis everyone got off with joy. "JORDAN!!" A inkling girl scream can from behind Jordan and suddenly a hug came too. "A-AMY!!" Grandma and Grandpa started walking to the house. "Guess what, I TRICKED YOU INTO GETTING ME INTO THE TWFA ON OUR FACE MINUTE CHAT AND WE CAN BE TOGETHER NOW!" Jordan just stood there turned around and said to Amy, "AMY GODDA