I OWN NOTHING HARRY POTTER!!!!
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Dude #1- dude i wasnt that drunk!
Dude #2- yes you were! you were standing in my fireplace screaming 'DIAGON ALLEY!!!!'
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Somebody ran into a wall screaming “PLATFORM 9 3/4!”, or better yet: When they hit the wall, they’d go, “GODAMMIT DOBBY, NOT AGAIN!”
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Bellatrix- “you tried to kill me?!!!!!!!”
Dobby- “no miss, dobby never meant to kill, just to seriously hurt or injure.”