It's Not My Style (EXO Kris fanfic) [#Wattys2016]

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Ayo ladies and gentlemen,
something something Sehun's booty get

I am doing this so late, been so busy...still so busy...

So yeah I've been tagged by IGotYesJams and HongBINTRASH  so if I ruin your lifeu (by tagging you, totally worth it 😈) blame them, kill them, burrrrnnn them. Jk jk...you don't have to go as far as blaming them.

So Annyeong haseo, we are Minion, let's start this.

1- NAME/NICKNAME YOU WOULD LIKE TO HAVE?
Well I've always wanted to be a bathtub...🛁

2- AGE?
Let's do a little math here kids. First think of a number. Add 3 to it. Then multiply that by the number of BTS members. Then multiply the number you multiplied by The number of times EXO had concerts in total. The number you get, divide it by precisely 36 to the right and then square it by Got7's Youngjae's shoe size. Jump 7 times to the left, do a backflip, calculate the angle of the backflip you just did and finally subtract the original number you started with. And TADA.....that's my age.

3-SWEET OR SOUR FOOD?
How about both?
#swaggerthanSuga

4-KILL,MARRY, KISS....G-DRAGON, D.O, TAEHYUNG?
Marry=D.O
Kiss=G-DRAGON
Kill=MYSELF. I can't, TAEHYUNG is jus too adorable to die yet. One less Minion won't hurt right?

5-ABS OR SHOULDERS?
Shoulders, Jin's shoulders to be specific....And Xiumin's abs...😎

6-STUFFED ANIMALS OR MAKEUP?
Believe it or not but I'm not really into stuffed animals or toys of any kind (thank Chuckie for that) and I am really bad with makeup. Really bad 😑. I'll go with lamps.
Lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp
Ooh oh ooh oh
Lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp
Lamp saber
Lamp saver
Lamp skater!!!!!!
*remix drop*
*breaks into lamp dance*

7-KPOP OR DELICIOUS FOOD?
🙄🙄🙄🙄😳😳😳😳🤔🤔🤔🤔😳😳😳😳😮😮😮😮🤔🤔🤔🤔😶😶😶😶😪
FookPop.

#fookpopforlife

✋🏻 if u get it.

8-FAVORITE/FUNNY MISPRONOUNCED ENGLISH SENTENCES IN KPOP?
1-Listen....enjoy the mayo.
2- Oh cheese wants me, Oh cheese got me.
3- I like big cops, big cups, and big...WINGS!

Try and guess the songs 👆🏻.

9- YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT ME?
Those spongebob boxers.

10-TELL ME I'M FAB?
You fap!
I mean.. Fab FAB, no fapping here 😅 hehe😁

11-TELL ME I'M FULL OF JAMS?
Gurl... I can't explain what I feel....
*KOREAN KOREAN KOREAN*

WHAT IS JAMS?

12-COMPLIMENT ME?
You're very tall, I'm jealous.
You funny, I'm jealous.
You pretty, I'm jealous 😫.

Ooh and you're creative.

13-SAY FOUR REASONS WHY I'M SO NICE AND HUMBLE?
Because your parents raised you well.
Because their parents raised them well.
Because your parents' parents' parents' raised them well.
Because you human.

1- WHAT IS YOUR ETHNICITY?
First of all HongBINTRASH , why U USE SUCH COMPLICATED WORDS???? I had to google this. Basically what I understood, it's like nationality.
Second of all, I'm Russian.

2-DO YOU THINK TAEMIN IS GAY?
To tell you the truth I've been thinking he's gay ever since his Danger MV.

3-DO YOU KNOW THE GROUP IMFACT IF YES WHO'S YOUR BIAS?
I don't know that group. Actually if you've read my previous chapter, the one where I had a conversation with my friend, you'd know everything.

4-SHOULD I MAKE A FULL BOOK OF XIAOHEE? NOT ONE SHOT, BUT A FULL BOOK.
Yess gurl, but not too smut.

5-IS THERE ANYTHING I NEED TO IMPROVE ON FOR THIS BOOK?
Try and making it a bit more comedy?

Btw, I've been receiving a lot of picture tags, to show my faceu,  for months I've been ignoring them, but now I've decided that I'll do just one. The next tag will be the selfie tag, but I will only keep it for like 30 minutes, and then delete it. Because I'm a secret spy from MinionLand and my identity must not be revealed.

Now questions for those I tag.

You have one wish, use it.

Horses or motor bikes?

What do you do in a blackout?

Who do you ship yourself with? Only one person 😡

Based on what would you do in a blackout, who do you ship ME with?

Tacos or burgers?

Would you go to MinionLand with me? Why or why not.

I now tag.

starbutterfly655
Power_Of_The_Quill
queen_aami
-jonghyuniee
amyc4569
exoticsb4kpoppers
bloomy_otaku
rollLIKEaKYUNGSOOx2
EX0L_ARMY
minstrual

I literally tag the same people all the time, idk why, I just tag whoever appears when I type random letters.