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The Microsoft Theory
written by @mlgnose

"Microsoft
Microsoft is an American multinational technology company headquartered in Redmond, Washington, that develops, manufactures, licenses, supports and sells computer software, consumer electronics and personal computers and services."

Microsoft
Microsoft has the word "micro" in it
Micro has 2 vowels
Micro also has 3 consonants
The word "Microsoft" also has the word soft in it.
"Soft" has one vowel in it.
2 + 1 = 3
3 * 3 = 9
Microsoft creates computer software.
Computer has 3 vowels in it.
So does "software".
9 - 3 = 6
6 - 3 = 3
The illuminati has 3 sides.

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