How To Be Annoying | ✓

Class #13: The "Poke"

Four letters, one syllable, poke. Not a Facebook poke, or whatever you kids are into these days, no. This poke is real.

You simply reach over to someone, extend your index finger, and depending on how much you hate them, adjust the power, and then press your finger into their flesh.

Doing this multiple times is the most annoying thing on the planet, so why not? Wreck that mind! Cause havoc!

And now I see a bodyguard standing outside, looking rather menacing. I think I poked the anger out of him.

Ah, I think I'm going to sleep under my desk tonight. On second thought, maybe till this bodyguard dies. Good day class!