How To Be Annoying | ✓

Class #28: Like

Use the word like as often as possible.

Example:

You: So like, today around like lunch, like this guy. Like his name is Robert or something like that. Like, anyways, he like totally like insulted me, like I'm not even kidding, like he was like such a jerk. Like omg, like I literally died. Like I can't even, like eugh! Like totes annoying. Like...

Irritated friend: SHUT UP!