Me, Myself, and Him

Chapter 1-Charmander and Slowpoke

Before you read this story, it contains cliché events which you might find annoying or the other way around. It's not that bad to have cliché in your story right? Even though there is cliché moments, it's still entertaining and is actually funny. What I'm trying to say here is to give this story a chance, I actually write a lot of stories but never finishes it because I don't think it's good enough, this story is what I'm going to call "i'll give it a go" :) Also this story may contain some fan girling moments about books, music, 1D, tv series(Dr. Who, Sherlock, etc.) kpop(?) anime(?) I dunno, let's just say, we'll see ~ So please I beg of you, once again, please give this story a chance :) Okay, let's go on~ Happy reading!

Btw, excuse my grammar, typos, and whatever mistakes you find in this chapter~ Thank you c:

Chapter 1- Charmander and Slowpoke

"Please, don't hurt me," the boy pleaded desperately as i was about to punch his face, "And just leave me alone!"

I scoffed. "Why are you so stupid?!" I yelled at him, looking at this kid makes me loose myself, "You sayin' I'm weak and a coward yet you're that kind of person, If you dare mess with me again, I'll gladly feed you to my lovely crocodiles in the zoo. You get that mister?!"

I looked at the boy and saw how horrified he was on what i just said, boy this kid is making me laugh.

"Yes! I will, I promise." the kid said nervously, nodding his head like a thousand times to show how determine he was to keep that in mind.

"You better be," I glared at him, making him twitch. "Now shoo!"

So get out, get out, get out of my head

And fall into my arms instead

"Errrr," I groaned dramatically, when did I even made One Thing as my alarm? Oh, because I'm a directioner and it's normal for you to make there song as your wake up call. I was about to grab my fluffy pillow near the end of my king sized bed when the alarm went on again. Now in the third stanza of the chorus.