Written In Stone

Chapter 1 Happy Birthday

"Wake up kid. Are you deaf? BILL! BILL! BILL!!" You hear Bill screaming in your ear... Again. I knew what day it is but I don't want to get up either way.

"Get out my head you annoying triangle," I mumbled slightly as I tossed in my bed.

"Come on its your special day! Trust me I have a special surprise!" Bill laughed almost kindly.

"If you made me steal a car again I swear I'll kill myself," I mumbled remembering last year's situation. Bill took control of my body while I was sleeping and stole a car from the outside of the bus station. To make matters worse it was a cop's car. Sheriff Blubbs wasn't too happy to find that his donuts were gone too. Nothing like a Birthday breakfast.

"Look kitten, I promise it's something you might actually like!" Bill giggled slightly making me frown.

"Fine. Just give me an hour to get ready and eat and then we can leave," I practically rolled off my bed and into the bathroom. Quickly I hopped into the shower. You know when you're half awake and sort of just sit there and stare into space? Yeah well that's what I did for like three minutes.Suddenly Bill appeared in front of me. IN THE SHOWER. I tried scrambling out to get a towel but I tripped an ended up laying down inside my bathtub, my feet dangling out of the tub/shower.
"A little stuck I see," Bill commented and stared up and down at me.

"GET OUT!!!!!" I screamed making Bill disappear instantly.

I had gotten dressed in an old sweater and ripped jeans and even put on a little make-up. I tied my hair up in a pony-tail and shoved my phone in my pocket. As I walked to the kitchen I could hear the couple upstairs yelling again. Something about the cat? When I opened my cupboard I saw bill spinning in a bowl singing, "Kitty~ Oh my sweet kitty~" as he spun. It was an old song that my dad used to sing me. I hated how Bill used it to pester me.

"Can you shut up and let me have the bowl. I'm hungry." I said.

"For the booty?" Bill giggled.

"Shut up." I said. I then dumped him out of the bowl and angrily dumped strawberry cereal in it. I then poured a perfect amount of milk in the bowl. I knew if I put just enough the milk would be almost completely absorbed by the cereal. I then shoved the milk back in the mini-fridge and left the cereal box on the counter along with the rest of the dirty dishes I didn't want to clean.

*Poof*"Yummy cereal?" Bill said appearing by my ear and softly whispering into my hair.

*muffled*"Fuff uff(Shut up)." I said my mouth full of cereal. I shoved the rest in my mouth knowing if I didn't finish within the hour I said I'd take Bill would teleport me to wherever he wanted me to go. I dropped the bowl and spoon in the sink and popped a mint in my mouth.

"Ready." I mumbled checking my phone for any texts or notifications. I knew there wouldn't be any but it never hurt to check.

"Took you long enough!" Bill said dragging out the first word. He snapped his tiny fingers and we were thrown into the passing realm. Here was the area in between time and space. Traveling through the passing realm stopped time long enough to pop up in a different place then where you entered. I tried doing it alone once but I ended up in my closet instead of in my bathroom. What? I was to lazy too walk! Bill on the other hand was an expert. I still don't understand how he does it so easily.

Soon we sped up creating a hole in the reality. We both sped through jumping out into the woods. A deer was frozen mid prance as we stumbled through the rip in reality. As soon as my feet touched the forest floor the deer sped out of the way startled and confused. I stumbled and fell to my knees as the portal closed behind us.

"You still suck at your landings kid." Bill teased. He floated calmly in the air as I stood up and brushed off my jeans.

"Whatever. What did you want to show me?" I asked trying to blow a strand of my bangs out of my face.

"Close your eyes first!" Bill said snapping his fingers creating blue flames. My hands shot over my face against my will. I could see through the cracks in-between my fingers so I closed my eyes lightly. The sunlight could still be seen through my eyelids but it was the best I could do. The light suddenly got so bright I couldn't help but cringe at the painful sight.

"Okay open!" Bill said excitedly. I rolled my eyes and blinked them open. as her eyes adjusted she saw a man standing in front of her. She looked around for Bill but he was nowhere in sight. The man was way taller than she was. He was a bit lanky but still muscular. He was attractive I to be honest but he looked like a stereotypical douche.

"..." I blinked blankly at the stranger. No emotion could be read on my face I could tel but somehow the man seemed to read me.

"Tadaaaaa!!!" he said shaking me out of my daze. Suddenly I realized that Bill wasn't missing at all.

"What the hell?! Bill who did you posses this time?!" I scolded him as I gathered his sweater in my fist.

"No one! I made this body myself!"