Mom: sweetie what happened to all the milk?! We just bought some on Monday
Me: has anyone been in the kitchen?
Mom: yes your father
Me: then ask him he probably knows
Mom: Brendon dear! Please come in here
*Brendon walks in whipping his quiff*
Brendon: yes honey?
Mom: where's all the milk?
*suddenly Ryan walks in with a empty milk carton*
Mom: oh hey hoe -3-
Ryan: bitch ur a hoe •3•
{Brendons mind}
Shetttt both of my hoes are talking to eachother
Me: seriously where's the fucken milk?!?
Ryan: me and Brendon used it all last night *winks at urie*
Mom: ugh I want a divorce!
Brendon:....:DDDD TONIGHT WE ARE VICTORIUS CHAMPANGE POURING OVER USSS
*Ryan stabs the mom to death and twerks on Brendons boner*
Me: ._...........mKaybYe~Jadey aka InsanelyHorrific
