Project Z

Camera

"What the fuck is this?" I asked my best friend Mila

"Nothing.. Don't worry about it" she shoved the camera away

"Amilia Peterson.. Why is he recording us?" This girl really brought a stranger over my house on the day my parents are leaving.. as if they don't trust me enough.

"I hate it when u call me by my full name and that he... is a she, don't be ignorant"

She put the camera down and she had short blonde hair, tattoos covering her arm and a lip ring

"Uhh sorry...What's your name?"

"Bob"

"Bob?" I question and she nodded the camera

"How old are-"

"Summer!! Come down stairs" I rolled my eyes "coming!!"

"Finally your parents are leaving" Mila said and I slapped her "If you talk any louder they won't"

We walked down the steps and towards the door where their luggage was at 

"Wait, wait, wait, I have another one.."

my dad has been making terrible puns since he found out he was going to Jamaica for his 10th anniversary

"What do you get when you come across a Jamaican and a ginger?"

My mom stared at him "I don't know, but I'm sure your gonna tell me"

My dad chuckled "....A Gingerbread mon, get it like yaa mon" I sighed I can't even fake laugh anymore that was terrible

"Yes.. u called for me" I said walking down the last step

"I just want to make sure you understand the rules-"

"I know, I know for the hundredth time you don't want to see any mess by the time you get home.. Don't worry you won't regret this, it's only gonna be a few of us" I said looking at Bobs camera

"ARE YOU JAMAICAN? Cause Jamaicaaan me crazyyy" by dad blurted out

Umm ok we all thought to ourselves

"Alright.. One last thing" my dad stuck his hand in his pocket

"Please not another pun.. I can't take it"

"Here are the car keys" my dad plopped them in my hands

I gasped "are you sure?" I can't believe they trust me enough to have their car for five days

"Yes, it's for an emergency ONLY!! I don't want to see no scratches, you know that's the son I never had-"

"That could change after Jamaica" Mila whispered in my ear and I nudged her "Leave it locked up in the garage... ok mon?"

I nodded my head

My mom walked up to me "I'm sorry we can't be here for your 18th birthday but I know you'll have fun with your 2 friends"

My mom is such a bitch, just because she was the high school cheerleader back in the day she expects me to be miss popular

"Yeh thanks mom, have fun in Jamaica-"

"I just came up with another pun-"

"NOO!" we all shouted

Mila put her thumbs up "don't worry Mr. and misses P.. Me and Summer got this"

My dad looked skeptical "and him too?"

We all looked at bob

"She's a girl" I stated

"Oops sorry, what's your name? I didn't know Summer had more then two friends" My mom asked with her shady ass

"I'm bob"

"... Ok, honey we should get going"

I rolled my eyes oh gosh they're already regretting this

They left the house with their bags and we followed

"She's probably trans" my dad mumbled as they walked to the car

"I'll meet you at school" Mila said leaving with Bob

"Ok tell Lucas you know..."

"Yeh I know"

I couldn't say it out loud cause of my parents but Lucas is supposed to hook us up with the drinks for the party tonight, it's gonna be litt