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Drunk Madness
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Jimin was walking on the sidewalk with some girl when Yoongi spotted them.
"Well, looks like play boy strikes again." Yoongi mumbles as he walked up to them.
"Uh... Yoongi..." Jimin spoke.
"I'm not his date." The girl laughed, "I'm his cousin. He already had a date an hour ago."
Yoongi rolled his eyes but didn't speak.
"Oh... Is this Yoongi? I've heard a lot about you." Jimin's cousin smiled.
Yoongi nodded.
"Yoongi, this is my cousin, Jimin. She has the same name as me."
Yoongi nodded again.
"He really is silent." His cousin said.
"Yeah, but he can be rude when he talks." Jimin laughed.
"Bitch." Yoongi glared.
"Told you." Jimin said.
"Well I'll leave you two alone. I hope you can help Jimin with his playboy problem." She smiled then ran off.
Jimin looked over at Yoongi, "So, what do you want to do?"
"Fuck you." Yoongi said bluntly.
"Uh, besides that."
"Kiss you." Yoongi said with a blank face.
"Nothing that couples do." Jimin said.
"Sleep... With you." Yoongi mumbled the last part.
Jimin mentally face palmed himself, "How about we go to an arcade?"
Yoongi shrugged, "I guess so."
The two went to the arcade and played some video games.
"Bitch, I'll beat your ass." Yoongi told Jimin as they played a fighting game in the arcade.
"See if you can." Jimin smirked even though he was losing.
Yoongi had ended up winning and smacked Jimin's butt, "Told you I'd beat your ass."
Jimin smiled, "Yeah, yeah."
After being done with the arcade, the friends went over to a bar.
"Why do you want to be here so badly?" Jimin asked.
Yoongi shrugged, "It's like a home to me."
"How often do you come and drink here?"
"I don't always drink here. Sometimes I come here whenever I need to get out and sit in the back." Yoongi told him.
"Well, I invited the others here including Namjoon so they'll be here soon." Jimin said.
The others did come and they all sat at a table.
They all ordered door while Yoongi got some beer and Jimin got some soju.
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1 hour later
Yoongi was slowly drinking his 3rd glass of beer and Jimin was third his fourth glass of soju.
"Gross..." Jungkook stared at them.
"Keep thinking that." Jin patted Jungkook's shoulder.
Hoseok and Taehyung were drunkly and roughly making out with each other at the end of the table. Namjoon was ranting on about something mathematical, Jimin was laughing at random things, and Yoongi was staring off into space.
Jimin got up, "Oops! I dropped air!" Jimin laughed and picked up literally nothing.
"Pabo!" Yoongi shouted, "Why do I even fucking love you?"
Namjoon's eyes widened since he was like the only one who didn't know this.
"Because I'm sexy." Jimin stood on his chair and started to slowly lift up his shirt.
"Get it babyboy!" Yoongi yelled.
Jin immediately covered Jungkook's eyes.
"Uh... Let's get them home." Namjoon said.
The three sober people went to drop off he four drunks. They dropped Hoseok and Taehyung at Hoseok's place.
"Does anyone know where Yoongi hyung lives?" Namjoon asked. Jin and Jungkook shook their head.
"Yoongi, where do you live?" Namjoon asked Yoongi.
He just shrugged and hiccuped, "Who knows?"
"Jimin, where does Yoongi live?" Jin questioned.
"In my vagina." Jimin laughed.
"You don't even have one." Jungkook spoke up.
"Of course you'd know." Jimin smirked and Yoongi pouted.
They ended up taking Yoongi to Jimin's and leaving them there.
"Bae." Yoongi stumbled to Jimin who was laying on his large couch hugging a stuffed teddy bear, sucking his thumb.
"You so cute like that." Yoongi crawled on top of Jimin and stroked his cheek.
Jimin smiled, "I know I am."
Yoongi leaned in and gently placed his lips on Jimin's, slowly moving their lips back and forth.
Jimin moaned as the kiss deepened. Yoongi smirked in the kiss and put his hand on Jimin's member as he felt it tighten.
"H-hyung..." Jimin moaned.
Yoongi put his hands under Jimin's shirt as he trailed kisses down to Jimin's neck and started to leave love bites.
"Hyung... I think my soul left me..." Jimin moaned.
"You're funny when you drunk." Yoongi chuckled then noticed Jimin dozed off so he rolled off and slept next to his beloved.
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