A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender.
"Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" he asks.
"Yes," she purrs. "I am."
"Well, wash your frickin' hands," says the man. "I want a cheese sandwich!"
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Joke Book
HumorHello dis is a joke book by the cover!These jokes are all from the internet and not stolen.So don't say I stole them...Also shout out to XxBunnie_PancakesxX for letting me write dis book! Peace! ✌️