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Day One of Three: Regina x Michele; 3 Day Best Friends Part 1

Direct message from Michele.OUAT to ReginaTheGreat

Michele.OUAT: RRRRRRREEEEEEGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIINNNNNNAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ReginaTheGreat: Oh no... Michele.........!

Michele.OUAT: HOW YA DOIN' BUDDY?

ReginaTheGreat: Don't call me that

Michele.OUAT: HOW YA DOIN' PAL?

ReginaTheGreat: Don't call me that either...

Michele.OUAT: friend?

ReginaTheGreat: Nope

Michele.OUAT: bestie?

ReginaTheGreat: Not on my watch

Michele.OUAT: ........Regina?

ReginaTheGreat: THERE YA GO!

Michele.OUAT: REALLY?!

RobbieToTheKay: NO!!!!! 

ReginaTheGreat: I was gonna say that was fine, but dang okay...

Michele.OUAT: ROBBIE WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT, REGINA IS MMMMMMMYYYYY BEST FRIEND FOR THREE DAYS, NOT YOURS, DOES SHE EVEN KNOW YOU, UH I DON'T THINK SO!!!! DID SHE TRY TO ALMOST KILL YOU? NO!!! HOW DID YOU EVEN GET IN THIS DM, I DIDN'T ADD YOU!

RobbieToTheKay: I have my ways... anyway I have to ask you something

Michele.OUAT: Can it wait? I have a day to plan with Regina!

ReginaTheGreat: I can't believe I'm saying this, but YEAH SHE DOES SO LEAVE BITCH!!!

Michele.OUAT: RRRRREEEEEGGGGGIIIIINNNNAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RobbieToTheKay: Does Ally actually like me?

Michele.OUAT: Yes, now leave

RobbieToTheKay: Like how much

ReginaTheGreat: Like a lot okay, she's obsessed with you, now leave!

RobbieToTheKay: k thnx I guess

RobbieToTheKay has left

Michele.OUAT has renamed this DM to BEST FRIENDS FOR THREE DAYS PLAN SO EVERYONE WHO ISN'T FRIENDS WITH ME OR REGINA FUCK OFF!!!!!

ReginaTheGreat: Can we go cliff diving?

Michele.OUAT: Why?

ReginaTheGreat: We can take Robbie and Ally and Snow and my mother and Marian and Peter and Emma and Hook and...

Michele.OUAT: Are you listing all the people you hate right now? If you are can I bring Justin Bieber and Harry Styles and Niall Horan and Liam Payne and Louis Tomlinson and Cora and Rumplestilskin and Ally and Robbie and...

ReginaTheGreat: Robert and Steve and Marshel and Nate...

Michele.OUAT: ...and Dan and Nick and Julia and Norma

ReginaTheGreat: Wait why Ally?

Michele.OUAT: She annoys me sometimes...

ReginaTheGreat: I'm beginning to like how you think...

Michele.OUAT: Does this mean we get to extend our best friend time?

ReginaTheGreat: On the third day... if you satisfy me then yes we can....

Michele.OUAT: Can we go ice skating instead? And bring Robbie and Ally and Snow and David and Robin and Roland?

ReginaTheGreat: Whhhyyyy?

Michele.OUAT: Cause I'm reading Ally's DMs right now and... well let's say Robbie's gonna ask her out in a second

ReginaTheGreat: I WANNA SEE SHOW ME SHOW ME SHOW ME SHOW ME SHOW ME SHOW ME SHOW ME!!!!!!!

Michele.OUAT: Hold on, I'll wait until the steamy stuff happens... but can we go ice skating with all the couples in Storybrooke?

ReginaTheGreat: You don't have a boyfriend though

Michele.OUAT: I realize that...

ReginaTheGreat: We're finding you a boyfriend before we plan the ice skating

Michele.OUAT: BUT REGINA I DON'T WANNA GET UP!!!!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!!

ReginaTheGreat: Well there goes day one...

Michele.OUAT: BE RIGHT THERE!!!!!