Once Upon a Instagram

Robbie x Ally Part 1

Direct message from RobbieToTheKay to AllyTheWriter243

AllyTheWriter243: What

RobbieToTheKay: Just wanted to say hi

AllyTheWriter243: Oh... well hey Robbie

RobbieToTheKay: It's like we can't be funny when there's no one else around

AllyTheWriter243: True dat.... HOW BOUT THEM YANKEES?! THEM YANKEE CANDLES THO!!! LIKE THE ONES THAT SMELL LIKE KEY LIME PIE AND PUMPKINS DANCING IN A FIELD!!!

RobbieToTheKay: OR THE ONES THAT SMELL LIKE OCEAN OR GINGERBREAD!!!!

AllyTheWriter243: Ew, who likes the ocean?

RobbieToTheKay: I do for your information!

AllyTheWriter243: I need a season two of Heroes Reborn in my life like right now

RobbieToTheKay: Yeah, same here... I miss the cast

AllyTheWriter243: How long did it take you to nail the American accent?

RobbieToTheKay: A LOOOOONNNNGGGGG ASS TIME

AllyTheWriter243: OMG YYYAAASSS I STILL CAN'T PERFECT A BRITISH ACCENT BUT OF COURSE MY BEST FRIEND CAN DO ALMOST EVERY SINGLE ACCENT THERE IS!!!!

RobbieToTheKay: Can you do an accent?

AllyTheWriter243: I can do a pretty good Australian and Scottish accent.

RobbieToTheKay: DID YOU SEE THAT ONE MOVIE

AllyTheWriter243: WHAT ONE MOVIE?

RobbieToTheKay: THAT ONE MOVIE WHERE EVERYONE DIES

AllyTheWriter243: NO

RobbieToTheKay: SAME

AllyTheWriter243: Then why the heck did you ask me that?

RobbieToTheKay: I don't know really

AllyTheWriter243: DID YOU READ THAT ONE BOOK

RobbieToTheKay: WHAT ONE BOOK?

AllyTheWriter243: THAT ONE BOOK WHERE EVERYONE LIVES

RobbieToTheKay: YES

AllyTheWriter243: CCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE BBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEAARRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RobbieToTheKay: DID YOU SEE THAT ONE SHOW?

AllyTheWriter243: No

RobbieToTheKay: Oh... well... I'll pretend to be you.... 'WHAT ONE SHOW' 

THE SHOW THAT EVERYONE HAS MAGIC 

'YEAH THE ONE WITH THE HOT GUY ROBBIE IN IT'

SAME

AllyTheWriter243: So you think you're hot... THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE TV SHOW!!!! SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE!!! BUT INSTEAD OF DANCING YOU STAND SHIRTLESS IN FRONT OF PEOPLE AND GET JUDGED IT UR HOT OR NOT!!!!

RobbieToTheKay: YOU WOULD WIN

AllyTheWriter243: SAME WITH YOU

RobbieToTheKay: THANKS

AllyTheWriter243: WE'RE WEIRD 

RobbieTotheKay: YES WE ARE

AllyTheWriter243: I'm bored

RobbieToTheKay: Did you know Regina and Michele are actually starting to become best friends?

AllyTheWriter243: Why can I imagine a mini black Regina with a weave running around Storybrooke and throwing fireballs at people yelling 'DIE BITCHES DIE' {A/N MICHELE IS AN AFRICA AMERICAN/ PUERTO RICAN  FEMALE SO I HOPE IT'S NOT RACIST}

RobbieToTheKay: Probably because it is happening right now

AllyTheWriter243: WHAT?!

Michele.OUAT: REGINA TAUGHT ME MAGIC

Michele.OUAT has left the conversation

AllyTheWriter243: Wait... why are we in a DM when you're sitting right next to me?

RobbieToTheKay: AND YOU JUST NOTICED THIS LIKE OMG, GURL, YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE

AllyTheWriter243: I'm just gonna move to the other side of Granny's...

RobbieToTheKay: K

AllyTheWriter243: YOU REPLIED WITH K SRS RN

RobbieToTheKay: SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY

AllyTheWriter243: YOU COULD'VE SAID

OKAY!!!

RobbieToTheKay: Okay

Robbie's POV

I stare at my phone and contemplate what I should say next. I gaze out the window, watching Michele and Regina throw fireballs at random birds so they could stop eating their lunch. Then, my phone vibrates and I look at my phone

*1 new message from Michele*

Yes I exchanged numbers with Michele, just so I could find out more about Ally...

DON'T JUDGE

Michele: ASK HER OUT ALREADY DUMB ASS 

I sigh.

It was now or never...