Little Horan (UNDER EXTREME EDITING)

Little Horan*~ Prank & Bday

Little Horan*~

Prank & Bday

Oh.My.Flappin.Flapjacks! I cannot believe this! Ewww!! with a capital E! yuck! you wanna know what I saw? I'll give you a clue. El,Liam,louis,dani,perrie,zayn,harry and taylor swift( I know thy broke up but this haylor thing is useful XD) are doing something. Eating.Faces.Half-naked. That's all.

"WTF!!???" I yelled shocked, they broke from their snog session *shivers* and blushed like mad. I ran upstairs and did my night routeen. I changed into my matching donut pajamas and my donut slippers I checked if they were still in the living room if their still doing the 'THING' *shivers* I peeked through my door and saw no one their. Must be asleep or.... Oh hell no!! I jumped on my bed and fell asleep.

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I woke up early in the morning. I did my normal routeen and wore my pink flowy tanktop with 'Suckas' inprinted in Black letters, my black skinny jeans and black converse. I went downstairs and remembered that its camelas bday today. I quickly texted her.

To: Cazzaboo<3

'morning caz! pee bday!! wanna come over?'

From: Cazzaboo<3

'thanks. I can't, I'm coming bck to the philippines cuz my parents wanna celebrate their, but I'll be bck at Saturday cuz I'm gonna celebrate here too ;)'

To: Cazzaboo<3

'aww.. I miss the philippines. take care gurl!!:)) I love yah xx'

I closed my phone and rubbed my hands together diabotically, time for revenge! *insert evil laugh* I grabbed some nonpermanent dye, sharpies and silly string. I went inside louis' room first, why don't they lock their doors? hmm.. oh well. I saw louis and el cuddled up together, aww.. to bad your gonna hate me, I uncapped their shampoos and poured the dye. I went to their beds and scribbled some random things on their faces and arms I spritz the silly string eveywhere and went to the other guys room and did the same except greyson's and dad's cause they didn't do anything, speaking of dad.. where was he last night? oh well. I went to the kitchen and grabbed some eggs, bacon and ham and fried them, I made some tea for everyone and orange juice for myself cause I hate tea!(A/N true!) I went to the living room and sat on the couch, before I could even turn the tv on I heard an ear piercing scream. Mwahahah!! oh wait. they'll suspect me cause I'm the only one awake. Crap! before I could even stand up I was dragged outside, I looked up and saw the lads with orange, red, purple, blue, yellow, green hair and random things on their faces. they almost dropped me but I managed to kick liams 'Jewel' and make a run for it. I opened dads door and shut and locked it quickly making him wake up, "wha....?" he said, "dad!! theladsandtheirgirlfriendssnoggedhardcorelastnightandididrevengefromthemandtheirgonnakillme!!!" I said quickly, oh god I'm hyperventilating. "slow down!" he said calming me down. " the lads and their girlfriends snogged hard core last night and i did revenge from them and their gonna kill me!!!" i screamed. shi*! i think i just blew my cover!, my suspicions were confirmed because i heard punding from the door. i sighed, how can greyson even sleep when their soo much ruffess? i opened the door and put my hands up in defeat "go kill me. i surrender, kill my oreos, ground me i dont puck n'care!" i said with an emotionless face. "wait.kill u? thats a little too far. lets just forget about this and eat then we'll go to the zoo. sound good?" daddy direction stepped in, "yay!!" oh god i sound like a 5 year old! we went downstairs and the lads with their girlfriends ate cause i already did. i wonder where greyson is. i shrugged it off and went to my room.

its gonna be a long day. i taught to myself.

A/N i know its short! but the first one got deleted! poop>:(

anyways. This chapter is dedicated to my BFF/CFF/Sister(friend) Camela!! CUZ ITS HER BDAY!

Read this.:

To my sister from another mother and father XD

Cazzaboo, i love uuu sooooo much! always remember that. i know sometimes your a bit depressed cuz i laugh at you but remember that ill be your shoulder when someone makes you cry! your like the sister i never had! i love you:)) wish you will see harry styles XD if someone will hurt u come to me and let me kick their ass! you may act mature than me but if things get serious ill be your big sister.

Love yah squirt!Lol and happy bday!!!

love lots xxxxx(infinite!:P)

Abigail (gailler)

ugh! emotional moment. X)

CrazyCrazyLazyAbi (i told you ill change it XD )