this is dedicated 2 my good friend madi hope u like
once there was an emo chick-fil-a named ariel and she luved fish and her only frend madi
while ariel was dancin on teh sidewalk she spoted a handsom guy name eric an they fell in love at first site but ariel became psycho psycho and decided she did not love erc anymore
she used her magical fairy powers an kidnapped eric and took him 2 the south poll where she threw him in to teh water 2 get mauled by seals
after the seals had their tasty meel eric wasnt dead yet so ariel threw him into a flock of baby penguins an they ate his carcass
erc still wasnt ded so she used her powers again to call those small asf brid with the big orange beak like tht one from happy feet 2 eat his bones
they obeyed her and ate eric 2 death and ariel cackled once he dead but the po-po showed up and arrested poor emo chick-fil-a ariel for being to psycho to be living in the outside world
tht is the story of how ariel came 2 be ladies and gentleman
ariel is now a mermaid and dos ursula's bidding
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cya fam hope you liked it
