Cawing the night away!

Morning routine

Usually in the morning I wake up at 7:00 AM and take a nice shower. Then, I put on the outfit I had gotten ready the day before and do my makeup. Once my make up is on its usually around 7:35 AM so I start eating some breakfast and then I leave the house and go to my job as an environmental lawyer. But today wasn't quite like that.
Today my alarm went of at 7:00 AM as usual and once I opened my eye there he was: Chris. I didn't know what to do nor did I have the time so I decided to open the door to the balcony and hop into the shower and hope that Chris would fly out before I was done with my shower. I turned on the water to let it warm up a little while I was taking off my clothes. I felt uncomfortable with Chris watching me strip down naked because I knew he could understand me. What else could he be capable of? So I entered the bathroom, striped down, and went in the hot, steamy shower.
All I could think about in the shower was Chris.
I reached out of the shower and grabbed a towel to dry my wet, steamy body.(<-- that sounds dirty. Lol) The mirrors were all fogged up from the steam so I used another towel to wipe the fog up and after I cleaned it, there he was. Right behind me. Chris. " Chris! How did you get in here!" I screamed. Chris flew to the floor and pooped. "Did you just take a shit on my floor?!" I hollered. "No, not now, I do not have time for your crap." (Which is funny since he just took a poo)
      I couldn't figure out whether this poo was of fright from my yelling or for communication purposes, but either way I didn't have time to worry since I was already late.  I left my annex and stopped by Starbucks to get a quick coffee before I went to work. Turning to look back at my annex, I saw Chris flying out from the window getting smaller and smaller as he flew farther and farther. Goodbye Chris I thought, as if it would have been my last time seeing the strange feathered creature. YEET NO. It definitely would not have been my last time seeing Chris.