1. This is a FANFICTION. Nothing I type in this story is real about Jordan Maron (aka: captainsparklez). I only use his character because he's totally awesome and a funny guy on Youtube. Don't freak out if I get anything wrong and PLEASE don't mention my story to him. I like him, but I don't want him to KNOW about it!
2. Anything I write about mute people is probably the most ignorant crap you will ever read about mute people (maybe even calling them "mute people" is insulting, I DON'T KNOW!) But if you feel inclined to educate me in the ways of disabled people, feel free to message me and teach me your ways! Hopefully you laugh at my sad mistakes and help me fix them.
3. Regular copyright stuff. Don't copy my story; don't reword my story and use all the same characters. If you do, I'll find you and have a stern talking to. And feed you donuts until you cry. I'm serious about the first part though.
I write for people to enjoy, and I hope you do in the course of this story.
Hope you have a nice day.
- vampirejuli :D
