Kirito and Vocaloid

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Kirito: Yo guys

Len: WEAK

Kirito: Wha-? Who are you?

Len: LEN KAGAMINE

Kirito: WAIT WAIT WAIT. So you're this singing guy from this computerized band from VOCALOID?

Len: Yes.

Miku: Hello everyone.

Kirito: Awww, you're so cute. Who's this?

Miku: Hatsune Miku, one of the most popular Vocaloids.

Kaito: Kirito--the beater right?

Kirito: How the fak did you know?

Kaito: I just heard.

Kirito: A Spriggan with blue hair?

Kaito: YES

Yui: Daddy?

Kaito: Thats Yui right?

Yui: 0.0

Kaito: ...

Taito: BOO

Kirito: AAAH-!!!

Taito: Why?! :(

Kirito: Y...YOUR CLOTHES...

Taito: Bloody isnt it?

Kirito: YOUR....BLOODY EYE....

Taito: WTF

Akaito: You want me to beat him up?

Taito: ....

Akaito: ...

Kirito: ...
Rr
Akaito: *runs to Kirito and punches him sending him flying across Sylph territory, hitting Leafa and Meiko*

Leafa: ... *lying down, passed out*

Meiko: FAK

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