Golden [Len Kagamine x Reader]

Waking Up In Your Non-Existant Crush's House Be Like

A/N:I feel so proud of of myself. I'm at the 3rd chapter! To be honest, I expected myself to update this like, next week or something. I think that the last chapter was a little short. Sorry if it was.

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Len's P.O.V.

  I asked if I could help the girl who said her name was Ayako in carrying the girl with F/C hair, but she seemed to do it offen. Ayako grumbled the whole way to my house, something about "blowing our cover" and "being such a fangirl", I was too busy trying to figure out a way to hide the unconsious girl in my house. Then I started to think; what if these two are criminals? Well, the Ayako girl looked like a combination of a high school delinquint and a ghost, but the unconsious one looked okay.
  We finally reached my house. Ayako seemed perfectly fine, and walked fast for someone carrying a person. The other girl-who I found out was named Y/N- was still fast asleep, and I think it was because she wasn't held properly and so her head bumped on all kinds of places. Hard. I settled her in the guest room and went down stairs to put my groceries in the fridge. Then it hit me. Like, litterally. Rin, Rinto and Lenka could come back from picking up our cousins, the Haganes and the Kagenes from the airport any second now! Crap, if they see this, I'll never hear the end of it! Did I do something for Kami to hate me? First, the incedent with Neru, now this!
  "What was your incedent with Neru?" Ayako asked me. Wait, how did she know what I had an incedent with Neru? "It's called fourth-wall breaking, you can talk to the author and hear other people's narrations if you know how to do it properly. You should try, but not when this nut-job of an author is narrating." Suddenly, someone in a hooded cloak came in with a gun. "Put the fourth wall back right now." The figure said, cocking the gun.
 
Narrator's P.O.V.

  The author had decided to narrate the rest of the chapter due to no longer trusting the characters. When Rin, Lenka, Rinto, Rei, Rui, Lin, and Ren came home, they found Len in the corner. They suggested that he was doing the emo corner thing, but why would he be doing it? Rin walked to his side. Not needing any words, she nodded, knowing that he won't spill unless...
  Rin came out of the kitchen with a banana and a lighter. She gave him the tell-me-what-happened-or-the-banana-gets-it look. Len/ka jumped, Len holding Rin down and Lenka snatched the lighter. He still wouldn't talk about it. "Lenny... what did you do?" Rinto demanded. Len still didn't say anything. Bored, Rei and Rui looked around the Kagamine household. The Haganes chose to followed. As they walked down the stairs to the basement, they heard a thud, a crash, and then strange grumbling noise. They stayed silent. Then, Ren got a flashlight out of thin air, (pulling things out of thin air seems to be a skill that fictional characters are good at) and shined it where the sound came from, which was hard, since Lin was clinging to his arm to hard. And they saw... nothing. Their imaginations perhaps? Or maybe Rei just farted. Meanwhile, behind a crate, Ayako was holding Y/N's mouth. "Sh!" Ayako whisper-hissed, meaning 'just be quiet and be still. We should've never left the closet!' And Y/N replied "Hm" which meant 'I was going stir-crazy in there and I had to pee! And I'm not Yuka from Corpse Party, who pees in her panty.' "Sh."'But that way, she won't have to go through the trouble of finding the bathroom.'"HMMM"'BUT SHE GETS THEM INTO TROUBLE ANYWAY!'"SHH!" 'AND YOUR GETTING US INTO TROUBLE!' "Okay, fine, just stop yelling!"
  "Huh? Who DAFUQ IS THERE!?!" Lin yelled. 'Shit, is it the vocaloid po-po?' Y/N thought, not knowing who the Haganes were. Ayako gestured that she go to where she was. She had opened the vent with a screwdriver that was just conveniently laying near it. They crawled into the vent.

~Time Skip sponsored by Orochimaru's pedophilia~

  They've been crawling for hours and Author-chan was still narrating. They haven't found another opening yet. Tired, Y/N crawled in autopilot. Y/N was thinking about Len and the other vocaloids she could meet. Was she a vocaloid to? She wandered as aimlessly as I was writing until there was a fork in the trail[vents].

Y/N's P.O.V.[because I know I can trust Y/N]

  Ayako went right (becase the air spirits are telling her to go that way or something) and I went left. It was so fudging humid in the vents! Was this above the kitchen or something?[Author-chan:Or something] I was so tired, I colapsed. And when I colapsed, the vent did with me.

Rui's P.O.V[ because Rui doesn't know what fourth wall breaking is AND I SWEAR TO THE GREAT KAMI-SAMA, AYAKO, TEACH HER AND I WILL MURDER YOU!]

  After the creepy basement incedent, (which Rei wrote off as a rat, like hell I'd believe that) Rin and Lenka said that we should hit the bathhouse and take long, relaxing bath. The boys went to a different room, of course. But as Rin, Lenka, Lin and I walked in (in nothing but towels) someone fell out of the ceiling. Apparently, someone also fell from the sky in the boys' bath. Out of all the screams,( both manly and not-so-manly) I heard Len groan something about 'staying in the closet'.
  "OMFG, I'm so sorry, I-I was only going by the narrations-" then, a hooded figure busted through the wall. "Where. Is. Ayako." It demanded. The girl who fell from the ceiling pointed to the wall blocking the boys' bath. "Well then." She said before smashing through the other wall. "DO NOT BLAME ME, IT WAS Y/N'S FAULT!" She said as she brandished a bazooka. I silently slipped out of the room. I still heard the arguments from out side. "WADAYA MEAN BY THAT, YOU CRAPPY AUTHOR?!? I JUST NARRATED IT IT WAS YOU WHO F**KING MADE ME DO IT!" "WAIT, WHY DID YOU GO OUT OF THE CLOSET IN THE FIRST PLACE?!" "ARE ANY OF YOU FAZED BY THE FACT THAT MOST OF US HERE ARE ALMOST NAKED?!" "'FOLLOWING THE AIR SPIRITS' HUH? SO I GUESS AIR SPIRITS KNOW HOW PERVERTED YOU ARE AND LEAD YOU TO THE BOYS' ROOM?!" "DO NOT INSULT THE ALL MIGHTY SPIRITS AND I AM NOT PERVERTED!!"
  Welp. This was the most interesting visit we've ever had.