Golden [Len Kagamine x Reader]

The Honor of Being Bullied By Neru (And The Awesomness of Stepping Up To Her)

A/N: Okay, I'm really impatient, so nevermind voting for what you want as a character item. With the help of MeeeeeTheGemini, I have decided what Y/N's CI is...
Piko: 'With the help of?' Wasn't it more like you asked her what it should be, and you liked the idea and copied it?
Me: Yup.
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Neru's P.O.V.

[Akita: Hello~Akita Neru here!~ Len-kun! Watch me do this perfectly~ Ayako:*whispers in Neru's ear* Neru: WHAT?! THIS IS A LEN X READER BOOK?!?!?! Well, two can play at that game!]
I watched as L/N-san summon a.......... she was still standing there like an idiot........ a......... JUST. SUMMON. SOMETHING. ALREADY!!.......a F/C frosting cupcake.
"Yes!" Y/N jumped in joy, unsummoning her cupcake. Ayako, Miku, Rin and Lenka clapped at her successful attempt. Then, I started to wonder... who's her gender-opposite counterpart? He should've had his turn long ago... and is he cute?
Leon-sensei finally asked her to explain why she has a cupcake. She did the universal sign of not-knowing, saying that it was... the narrator(?)'s idea. She walked [Like a boss] to her place in line.
Since she was the last, we all walked back to our classrooms. I decided to watch over Len as he walked to his classroom. I saw Y/N follow him. I was like; EEEEEWWW! What a stalker! [Luka: Hypocrite much?] I watched as the most popular group in school (excluding Len) jog up to her. Miku put her hand on her shoulder, praising her about her cupcake. Rin started introducing her to the other members of the squad. Luka and Gumi both bowed and shook her hand, while Y/N looked like a total dork, blushing, stuttering, the whole act! Len walked over to them, then looked at Y/N and BLUSHED! I repeat:BLUSHED!!! Even I couldn't do that! Oh, I was so-
"Hey, Neru-neechan, are you okay?" Kaai Yuki asked. "We need ta go ta class." I sighed. I'll deal with that later.

~~Time Skip to Break Time sponsored by Sasha's potato~~

FINALLY BREAK!! Now I can use my phone, watch Len, and-
Wait, I have something to do. Imma take care of this useless, stupid, future-boyfriend stealing slut.
I spotted her at the A squad's table. How dare she! Only the best sit there! That's it.
I stood up and walked over to where she was. Someone has to keep the balance of good and bad! Oh, I could just imagine it! Len, Rin, and everyone else thanking me for getting rid of that F/C blob! "Wow, Neru! You saved us!" "I should hand over my popularity to YOU!" "That was, like, the best thing that anyone could do!" Then, Len-kun standing up, telling me that he always had liked me, and HATED that rat called Y/N, ask me to go out with him...
"Um, Neru, what do you want?" Meiko asked. That snapped me out of my soon-to-be-real daydream. I slapped Y/N across the face. Oh, how good that felt. "You shouldn't be here. At this table, in your class, in this school, and much less, this WORLD. Just die under a rock."
The reaction I got was not what I expected. "HEY! TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT Y/N!" "That is so, like, the most rudest thing I've heard in my life." "Fuck off, Neru." The most scariest was the Aimi girl, who was sitting a few tables away, with a terrifying look on her face. I looked at Y/N, wanting to see the embarrassed face of the loser. But when I turned my head to look at her, a F/C cupcake had awaited me. She smeared it all over my face. "I know all of that, so tell me something I don't know, dip-shit."
I looked at her with a hotly mad glare. "HOW DARE YOU! YOU SHOULD BE GLAD THAT I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING AT A PIECE OF TRASH LIKE YOU!!" She raised her arm like she was gonna punch me, but then the Aimi girl had came up from behind her and grabbed her.
"Y/N! Calm yo ass!" She yelled. "Sit back down, I'll take care of this." Y/N replied. Aimi-san shook her head, summoned her brush, knocked her out, then looked at me. "If you ever, ever touch my friend, much less hit her, I will beat you to death, rip your bones clean from your body, then disassemble you like a doll. Trust me, bitch, you ain't gonna be the first. But if you think that this'll be forgotten and forgiven, think again. Trying to be friends with her so you can make up is useless. If you think you can," She comes close and whispers in my ear "I may not kill you, but they sure will." All of a sudden, I saw a big, dark mass form beside Y/N's unconcious body, with tentecles, hundreds of bloodshot eyes, and one, huge mouth with knife-like teeth the size of trees, and it's gum covered with millions of tiny needles. At the sight of that, I fainted.

Nano's P.O.V.

I, being a fellow esper, also saw the surveillance spirit, repeatedly thinking; OMFG,OMFG,OMFG,OMFG,OMFG, KAMI-SAMA TASUKETE! But then I realized that it was only a spirit for watching over people. Those things were almost harmless! Almost. Neru fainted. I couldn't blame her. And just looking at the thing made me want to throw up everything I've had for the past three days.
Aimi-san walked back over to us, with a creepy smirk on her face. "What was that about?" Kradness asked. "Hm? Oh, nothing. I was just protecting my best friend the way I always do." She said, glancing over at L/N-san's table. She looked almost...... sad? Desperate? Wanting? Whatever you would use to describe a person missing their friend. Geez, that kinda makes me think...
"Ayako, are you yuri?" Valsh asked. She looked like she might've killed him, if not for Hanatan, Reol and Akiakane holding her back. "GOMEN NE!" Valsh took a step back. Then, realizing what she was doing, she calmed down. "It's fine. I might've thought that, too, if I saw myself." She turned around to look at L/N, who was currently asking Luka what happened when she was knocked out and about to 'roast a bitch'. No wonder Aimi-san and L/N-san were friends. They are equally balanced, like Yin and Yang... but equally the same. And I don't even know what that means.

Luka's P.O.V.

I wish I had my camera when Y/N bitch-slapped Neru like a boss! Then post it all over Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, #whorehaditcomin! And Y/N's friend? Cool, but intimidating. Those two r da best! My only complaint: we had to hide her body. Miku and I took her legs, while Meiko and Gumi grabbed her arms. Rin and Y/N secured her waist, so that if a teacher finds her, she won't be covered with bumps and bruises (dammit). From afar, it might've looked like we're dragging away a dead body. We decided to hide her in the bathroom. After a lot of bumping her head (which made sure she was still unconcious), accidentally dropping her countless times, a few close calls with the teachers, we made it to the bathroom.
"Damn, why is Neru so heavy?" Gumi complained. "That's rude to say! (But keep saying it, she deserves it)" Meiko said, mumbling the words in the parenthesis. We were about to enter a stall, but Leon-sensei came out of it.
Us:^u^---> *n*
Leon-sensei~_~--->0.0

After a long moment of akward silence, he finally said "I won't tell on you as long as you don't snitch on me." "Okay." "We were never here." He left and we placed Neru on the toilet. And no one ever saw.........
We went back out to the hallway and saw Neru's 'friends' Haku and Teto. Little Yuki, who was following them stopped to ask us wewe Newu-neechan went with da cutest puppy-eyes, I almost wanted to slap the kid for not knowing how much a bi- poopy-head Neru is.
Then, Hiyama came up to us with Y/N's friend, saying that he'll need to speak with Miku and Y/N after school (hopefully not about the Neru incedent #2).

~~Time Skip to After School sponsored by the large amount of moles on Yukio's body~~

Y/N's P.O.V.

Aya, Miku and I were sitting uncomfortably in Hiyama's office. Hiyama's sister, Kiyomi, sat in a desk at the corner, typing our next English quiz, making me wonder why there was a quiz on the second day of school. After a long while, Hiyama-sensei showed up, opening his mouth as though to say something important...