♈ Aries - One two three I declare a war on *flips coin* ENGLAND
♉ Taurus - And uh, to celebrate um, the third day this week without rain, WE SHALL FEAST
♊ Gemini - Tew Spain to go awey... NOW... I am bored of their language >:I
♋ Cancer - Have a town meeting I want to hold every new born baby
♌ Leo - Lets dedicate an entire month to my birthday. Feasts for everyone even peasants!!!
♍ Virgo - Shhhh leave me alone I am planning my next World War
♎ Libra - I'd like to meet all of the other monarchs and I need a dress and let's have a ball tonight!!!!!
♏ Scorpio - Everyone in the kingdom wants 2 kill me. #Tru
♐ Sagittarius - I want to hold a big competition where I win.
♑ Capricorn - No... a little to the right. no 2 millimetres to the left. Stop stop. No actually a teeeeny bit to the right. Hey the flowers are bent straighten them! Now the pot is not straight either! >:I
♒ Aquarius - Name all the planets in the solar system after me right now
♓ Pisces - I don't want to go to war can everyone please be happy. Look at how many kitties there are in my palace!!!
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Zodiac Signs
RandomHi Wattpaders! This is a book on zodiac signs! These zodiac signs are more of like, as a reptile.... as a fish.. or something so bye! ♈ Aries - ♉ Taurus- ♊ Gemini - ♋ Cancer - ♌ Leo - ♍ Virgo - ♎ Libro - ♏ Scorpio - ♐ Sagittarius - ♑ Capricorn - ♒ A...
