Dear Maya's Dumb Diary,Okay. So it was really nice for you to draw this picture of me...⬆
But you know I only couldn't draw a nice picture of you because you know that I cannot draw whatsoever!
So you came out like this:
1)and 2)
And of course, I'm an amazing and kind person (and smart b/c I know your probably rolling your eyes right about now) so I just took the picture and didn't draw you.
But the reason you suck is because you stole Lucas from me, again!!!
And in my defense, this time I was the victim! Not you!
And don't go out saying things like,
"Rileys a lying Bitch!"
Or
"Riley is sucha liar!,"
Because you know this your fault!!
First, Lucas drew you this amazing self portrait.OKay so it is pretty beautiful and amazing but still!
You were like swooning over the sketch and Lucas. Then, on top of that, you tearing up like you just won an Oscar or somethin' !!
I tried to be nice to you Maya but you just...I can't...URGH!!!!
Just stay away from him!!!