My boyfriend knows how to sail and stuff so we were gonna fuck on a boat.
So we sailed out somewhere isolated and we started making out pretty intensely and so I started kissing his neck and ear lobe and I whispered "aye aye captain" and he's like "I can't hear you" so I say it again pretty loud and he goes "OOOOOOOOOOOO"
and starts singing the fucking spongebob theme song.
I wanted to kill him
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