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 24 ways to annoy your parents:

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend to have amnesia.

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder

9. Say all of the words in a film.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a fish and loving it!!"

12. Talk to a pen.

13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

14. Try and climb the wall.

16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

18. Eat your hair.

19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

20. When you shower or bath yell"I'm drowning!!!!"

21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"

22. Pretend to be a phone.

23. Try to swim in the floor.

24. Tap on their door all night...

15 ways 2 get kicked out of Wal-Mart

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!! The british are coming!!!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-Put random stuff in peoples cart, then go hide!

11-attempt to fly off a high shelf

12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store and say "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"!!!

13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section, and then jump out and say, "Want to buy me for dinner?"

15-walk up to employees and whisper "I see dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..."

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 28, 2011 ⏰

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