Pauls pov
My name is Paul, I live at Walmart.I live in isle 10 next to all the bread for some reason. My best friends name is Amelia.Amelia is diabetic she went to the doctor yesterday down in the eggs section they said the had 48 hours to live.
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The next day I went to Amelia's shelf and found her dead.Great I'm going to be bored now thanks a lot Amelia.I went back to my shelf waiting to be bought. When I got back I waited like 40 MILLION YEARS it was like 5 minutes and got picked up and bought.When i got into the bag at the bagging area I started to wonder why I was bought like I'm a single potato like I'm not in a bag with other potatoes. I guess I got bought by a sad ugly middle aged woman.I soon learned that the lady who bought me was named Belinda.
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A/n you should probably tell me if you like this piece of shit story
