Bored asf

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I'm bored asf and its 4 am and inspiration came to me so being the literary expert I am decided to make a new part Yw

I was in heaven having a good time hahahahahhahahahahah I meant hell having a good time with saitan  and Donald trump when some idiot 8th graders having their first game of spin da bottle or some shit whatever humans play thought it was a good idea to sacrifice ppl to bring back the dead little did they know they were just bringing back a dead ass potato.
  Anyway I felt my soul being sucked into the sacrifices body and now I AM NO LONGER A POTATO I AM A MORBIDLY OBESE BISEXUAL HUMAN NAMED PAM.Damn it....

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 15, 2016 ⏰

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