once when I was little I stuck my finger in a door. My aunt came out and she crushed my finger on accident. My nail fell off a couple days later my nail fell off and I was crying.
YOU KNOW WHAT MY AUNT SAID
SHE SAID THERE WAS A NAIL FAIRY LIKE THE TOOTH FAIRY ONLY NAIL FAIRY AND LIKE WTF
I WOKE UP THE NEXT DAY WITH A QUARTER
