Your mom told me to say "Hi" to you
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I named my dick "the truth" cause bitches can't handle it
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I must be hunting treasure because I'm digging your chest
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She: I'm in a relationship | You: Let's talk about how we can get you out of that.
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My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
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Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You're A Blessing
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Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
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The letter 'X' scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.
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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
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Your so cute its distracting
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You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
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Roses are red violets are blue I didn't know what perfect was until I met you
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You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
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I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you!
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I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity.
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I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
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You look familiar, didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
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Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer cash?
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Smile, if you want to have sex with me.
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You look fabulous! [pause] for your age.
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
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You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
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Damn Girl, you're cute, let me get your email address.
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I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
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You know what I like in a girl? [What?] My dick.
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I don't believe in love at first sight, but I'm willing to make an exception in your case
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I don't really believe in love at first sight, until I saw you.
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Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!
