"What do you call a cloud's underwear?"
"I don't know."
"A thunderwear."
"Lame.."
"..."
"Stop laughing—"
"..."
"It's not even that funny."
"...oh my god, best pun in the world."
"Stick to the pickup lines. Puns are not working for you."
"Okay..then..are you African?"
"...no."
"Because you're a frican babe."
"You are stup—"
"Are you Nickelodeon?"
"I won't even try this time."
"Because you are a-dora-ble. You should try a pickup line on me."
"I have non."
"Of course you do."
"Do you have raisins?"
"No, why? Yara just invent a pickup line already..."
"Then how about a date?"
"Damn."
(first news extra cheese is translated to Spanish !!! , it's in my 'translations' list now , so you can freely go and support it :)
second news I started a new book (never in your eyes) , and I want the names to be my readers' names .. so just comment your name and what it means for a chance to be included .
i love you and take care xx
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EXTRA CHEESE : book # 1 | ✓
Short Story"Don't tell me it's you again." "It is." "Oh my God." "Babe--" "No, stop." "I want to give you olive my love." #40 in short story - 16. JAN. 2016 #34 - 21/1/2016 #29 - 24/1/2016 #8 - 25/2/2016 #2 in cheese - 7/9/2018 BOOK #1 OF THE FAT FOOD SERIES
