Potato love x reader
Y/N = Your name
L/N = Last name
P/C = Potato color
You were cooking your favorite meal as you were cutting slightly the skin of the potato, minutes later u heard a moan coming from the potato.
You panicked and you started looking at the sexy potato and asked "Are u horny potato?"
The potato with no hesitation answered in perv voice "How do you know Y/N huh ;)))?" You got corney when you listened to his sexual voice ;).
The potato looked at you with a smirk and you knew you wanted to touch that potato's mhmmm.
The true meaning of love was you with the sexual potato ;) you didn't care what people think of you. You loved that P/C potato.
* No hate please, me and my friend were bored so we wrote this lmao. It's just a fun book to laugh about. *
Bye enjoy!!
