Airbutt's POV
His name was bootiful.
Eeen.
He hed choco hare and emraled eys.
Thos eys wer mesmerisng.
He stoped me from herting mysef.
It wes only day oen and I lovd hem.
Tehn he git a boyfreind namde Crust Assman so insted I datde a herse namede Jin.
"Jin, does you rlly lev me?"
"Lol no."
He dump me fer a frecklled ked names Macaroni.
"Fek you Jim. Fek you Mackerel."
I cries 5ever.
I fell hem sneek up bhind me. It Shrek.
"Le gasp!" I say, "Senpai Shrek!"
"This is my swamp now," he whispr in my eer.
I nod.
Shrek is meh knew huby.
