Anger's POV
I met hem 2day.
Crust Assman.
He wus the perfact pursin to fal in luv with.
He hed a crusti personlity. He also hed bleck hare and pail sken.
He probs hes AIDS but idc.
He wus sexi enuf 4 evry1.
I saw Airbutt ran off cring the dey Crust became my boyfrend.
Teh next dey, Airbutt cum in wit a weding reng on hes fingur.
"Y u hav weding rang?" I ass.
"Shrek maried me unliek sum dum azz," Airbutt seys, slaping me wit his hend.
Ow.
Shrek puls up in hes Pepe car and pecks up Airbutt by teh beck of hes pents.
"MOAHNZ." Airbutt screems.
Shrek caries hem to teh car and buttsex wit hem.
I feel jelus.
I waent to brake up wit Crust.
